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4/4/04 It's been less than six months since the last update, so I must be pretty busy?  Busy getting fatter and growing the hair longer anyway.  Is there anybody out there?

11/01/03 See... I told you there would be an update soon...  It seems like my life has been consumed by work these days.  I actually have work processing on another computer behind me while I update this page.  Hopefully things will calm down soon and I can fill this page with endless wit.  For now, enjoy this picture of me on Mt. Phelps on my 30th birthday (07-04-2003).

05/17/02 Coming soon... an update... I promise... go see Spider-Man again...

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