Sitting in a cornfield
Eating corn flakes
Don’t mind the ants
Just watch out for the snakes
The snakes will eat your toes
They’ll bite them clean off

Soaking in the sunshine
Feeling fairly good
If it starts to rain
Just pull on your hood
The hood will guard your head
So you can eat your bread

I forgot the forks
So you’ll have to use your toes
Make sure they’re clean before you eat
So that you won’t soil your meat
You may think I’m silly
But your toes will reach your nose

Picking my nose
With my toes
In a cornfield
Isn’t it fun
To be so young
Eating meat
With our feet?




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